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Review: Walking With Dinosaurs

Walking With Dinosaurs comes roaring back on to our screens this Christmas, but Emma Sudderick thinks it should have stayed extinct.

This Christmas, the BBC did something it has needed to do for 10 years. It brought back the dinosaurs.

So what did I do? I forced my two younger cousins to come to the cinema and spend 2 hours watching animated dinosaurs migrating. My dignity was saved, until it became apparent that I enjoyed the film more than the children did.

This is probably very true for one very good reason, I still remember the thrill of seeing dinosaurs for the first time on my TV screen.  It didn’t matter to me that the storyline was limp at best or that the characters were completely stereotypical of a children’s narrative, I was just excited (to the point of nausea) that I was watching a film about dinosaurs for the first time in years.

Once I had got past this initial elation, I started to see its faults. The plot had very little substance and the characters had even less.

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Image Credit: 20th Century Fox

The protagonist, a Pachyrhinosaurus (aptly named Pachy), is the runt of the litter, constantly being picked on by his elder brother. As every children’s protagonist should be, he is suitably erroneous in his and find himself in all kinds of mischief.

This mischief, by luck alone, leads him into a romantic affair with another dinosaur, Juniper. Gee, doesn’t this sound familiar? Then the great migration begins and along the way the herd are met with all kinds of difficulties, including CARNIVORES! Gah! The film has so much substance that you can almost sink your teeth into it! (Get it?)

What I hope to emphasise is that there is very little reason that you should go and see Walking with Dinosaurs. It is a relatively short film, made solely for children. Yet there is something charming about the production. Whilst looking at the elements of the film in isolation make it seem like a dire attempt at reigniting the dino-mania many experienced when the original documentary first hit our screens in 1999 (I know, I feel very old too. One could almost say, prehistoric…), the film left me with a feeling of immense fulfillment. It was comical, uplifting and educational all at once. What it lacked in eloquent script writing it made up for in nostalgia.

I ended up walking out of the cinema entirely satisfied and entirely in need of someone to remind me that I was an adult.

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Headshot: Quentin Tarantino

Jarrett Banks thinks the director of Django is better than a Big Kahuna Burger, and here’s why…

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When sitting down to watch a Tarantino film I am always engulfed by the sharp colors that take me back to a childhood of comic books. This blurred line between reality and fiction is then further extenuated by a collection of cool, strange and wonderful characters that are always involved in some haphazard yet complex web of storylines.  Awkward camera angles are all part of the experience as you wait for a Tarantino-esque blood fest packed full of violence, blood, martial arts and badass one-liners that leave you wishing you were involved. 

Yet more impressive is his personal story. A man without a college degree, a man whose only insight into filmmaking was through working at a local video store, where any spare money was used to fund his own projects. This he attributes as his film school.

In 1992 he had his first flavour of success with the feature film, Reservoir Dogs. After being screened at the Sundance Festival, it paved the way for a fruitful and credible career as he created one highly acclaimed film after another. He won a Palme d’Or for Pulp Fiction shortly after, a film that continued to rack up awards with BAFTA’s, Academy Awards and Golden Globes, often for best original screenplay.  

I believe further credit is due for the fact he has been able to carve his name firmly on the furniture within every Westerner’s home, despite being a strong advocate of independent film. Refusing to sell out and conform to the monopoly of Hollywood, he has withheld his integrity by offering his own alternative spins on classic genres. Which I believe is a spur of hope in a fight against the dull, recycled cinema that is omniscient within the film industry of today. 

His alternative approach to cinema is never without its critics and his use of violence and racial epithets are continually scrutinized. But who cares? You know what your getting when you sign up for a Tarantino movie, I will nail bitingly wait for his next movie and continue to be enthralled by the spectacle he provides.

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Review: Frozen

Adam Smith finds plenty to warm his heart in Frozen.

Two films about female liberation came out this week. One was Blue Is The Warmest Colour, which will be critically acclaimed because it’s about the plight of a teenage French bisexual girl with tasteful nudity. The other is Frozen, which will be critically acclaimed for being wonderful.

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A film with plenty to offer for adults as well as kids
Image Credit: Disney

Loosely based on Hans-Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen, Frozen is a love story between two sisters (not like that) who become separated after the future ice-empress Elsa (played by Idina Menzel) hurts her sister Anna (Kristen Bell), and the only way to save her has the byproduct of erasing all memories of Elsa’s icy powers.

Elsa is then put under house arrest to stop her powers from hurting anyone else, leaving Anna confused about why her sister is suddenly giving her the cold shoulder.

To really double up this emotional torment, the sisters’ parents are killed in a storm, leaving Elsa to grow up into a sort-of perpetual puberty – confused and repressing all emotion (replace ‘emotion’ with ‘ice powers’) – and Anna to become an 18-year-old woman with all the innocence and naivety of a seven year old.

 Eventually Elsa’s powers are revealed to the public, and anyone who is even remotely familiar with Frankenstein or X-Men or super-people films in general can see how this pans out.

Elsa escapes to the icy mountains and sings one of the best Disney songs ever written, unfortunately putting the kingdom in a state of perpetual winter as she, metaphorically, breaks through puberty and ‘snowgasms’ (the imagery is really strong, and Elsa becomes much more feminine and adult as a result of this outburst) an entire ice castle.

 Most of the problems of this film come from the advertising.

What was shown in posters to be some missable Dreamworks clone is all wrong, but because of some real left turns the film takes at the end the film can’t give you anything in its trailers, relying instead (I imagine) on the word of mouth from the first few parents whose are humouring the children, and reviews.

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A Snowman?! Sunbathing?! Classic!
Image Credit: Disney

As advertised, there is a romance between Anna and Hans, the prince of a nearby kingdom, but when you are watching it and feel that it might be tacked on, I’d keep hold of that.

This is as much of a breakthrough of the Disney formula as it is a traditional Disney film, and damned hard to classify. This is the sort of pastiche we haven’t seen since Shrek, with the bonus that it’s unlikely to descent into terrible sequels (Shrek 3 and 4, I mean. Shrek 2 was great). Even Olaf (Josh Gad), the snowman in love with the idea of summer, is charming in every scene he’s in.

It’s not a perfect film; the pacing at the beginning is a bit off as it’s never explained how the city is running if its leading royalty are locked in their castle. Also, Elsa and Anna losing their parents feels a bit like overkill, especially so early into the film. But these are minor complaints that I had completely forgotten by the last quarter of the film, which blows Tangled out of the water and nearly hits Pixar level brilliance. It’s a parabolic graph of Disney magic. This is one you don’t want to miss.

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A Holiday from Christmas Films

Katherine Watson recommends unseasonal films this Christmas. 

The experience of flicking through the TV channels and finding nothing but the same five Christmas films being shown for the tenth time in two days is one that is all too familiar in the final few days before Christmas.

Image credit: Collider
Image credit: Collider

Now I’m a huge fan of Christmas films, and completely understand how they are a necessary part of Christmas, but in the moments when I would rather be back in a lecture theatre than have to sit through Elf again, I turn to the channels bucking the trend and showing – horror of horrors! – unseasonal films.

These channels don’t choose the festive favourites to fill their airtime during the long lazy days of the Christmas break, but to classic movie marathons; and for me, these films are as essential to the traditional picture of Christmas as films like The Grinch and The Muppets Christmas Carol.

A day filled with the epic scale of Lord of the Rings or the general hilarity of Come Dine With Me (who can beat Dave Lamb as narrator?) is never a day wasted.

My favourite series however has to be The Chronicles of Narnia; granted, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe has a certain Christmas feel to it with the snow and the appearance of Father Christmas, but the sheer magic and adventure in these films (only the first two though; we don’t speak about The Voyage of the Dawn Treader) is enough to excite my inner child in the run up to Christmas.

Christmas has truly arrived when I’m sitting in my tinsel-adorned living room, snuggled under an entire bed’s worth of blankets with my sister, eating endless quantities of Quality Streets, ice-cream and Terry’s chocolate orange (which my dad has bought two weeks early in an attempt to be organized, naively assuming they will still be there on Christmas Day) watching all six Star Wars films…and then telling people what a productive day we’ve had.

After all, it is Christmas; how much more productive does a day need to be?

Katherine Watson

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Old vs New: The Debate

Harriet Large weighs up the true meaning of a Christmas classic. 

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Image credit: BBC

December is upon us and this can only mean one thing… it is now socially acceptable to whip out the endless supply of Christmas DVDs, sit in front of the television, hot chocolate in hand, and let the overwhelming sense of Christmas cheer envelop us. But which yuletide film will take your fancy this festive season? Will it be a timeless Christmas classic or a modern-day blockbuster?

As someone who is completely adverse to change and takes great pleasure in routine, I am one for following traditions and Christmas is no exception.

Each year my family are subjected to watching an endless array of festive films in the run up to 25 December (the majority of which they have seen countless times), and my word, do we have a good selection.

First, we begin with the ultimate classic, It’s a Wonderful Life. No matter how many times you see this perennial Christmas favourite, you will never fail to appreciate its warmth and sentiment. With a delightful song and dance sequence, visually witty moments such as the dance floor that converts into a swimming pool during a feverish Charleston competition, and sophisticated dialogue, this is a true masterpiece.

Next on the list: The Snowman. With its charming plot and enchanting musical score, this classic has been bringing yuletide cheer for years. The flickering, broad-strokes animation style truly makes this movie look like a picture book come to life. This nostalgic tale is short but sweet and a must-see during the festive season.

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Image credit: Image.net

Then we move towards the modern era of Christmas films. Movies like Love Actually and Elf come into play, with their jovial characters, laughs a-plenty and thoroughly engaging stories. These comedic masterpieces are not to be missed under any circumstance. The real question is will these contemporary movies ever compare to the old-world charm of the classics?

It is true, perhaps, that in this day and age, directors see the festive period as an excuse to capitalize on the holiday spirit. Thus endless Christmas movies with no real sentiment or creativity are consistently churned out.

These low-budget spin-offs somewhat tarnish the magic of Christmas films with their awful plot lines, non-existent humour and complete lack of yuletide cheer. Examples include Black Christmas, an awful Christmas-themed horror remake, Surviving Christmas, a Ben Affleck disaster, and Four Christmases, a generic American comedy with a dreadfully predictable plot.

However, it would be unfair to generalise all modern films as a calamity. In fact, there have indeed been a select few produced in the last decade which could easily be classified as classics, take Miracle on 34th Street or Home Alone. They skilfully combine the romanticism of the classics with the contemporary twist needed to appeal to the population today.

When all’s said and done, any Christmas film that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and heightens the feeling of festive spirit is a success in my eyes; the year of production is insignificant. If there’s a positive ending, plentiful amounts of snow and an abundance of Christmas cheer, then that’s good enough for me!

Harriet Large

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A Festive Alternative: Edward Scissorhands

Megan Furborough, Screen Editor explains why Johnny Depp in face paint should be a sight for sore eyes this Christmas.

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Image credit: CBS

Whilst most of this film is set in a sundrenched and pastel-toned 1950s California, there’s snow (ish), there’s a Christmas tree and there’s Winona Ryder dancing under the flakes, which makes Edward Scissorhands my all-time favourite Christmas movie.

Directed by the legendary Tim Burton, Edward Scissorhands is framed by an elderly grandmother telling her granddaughter where the Christmas snow comes from. The story recounts the tale of Edward (Johnny Depp), an artificial boy left with scissors for hands after his kindly inventor dies before being able to attach his human hands.

Orphaned and alone in a crumbling mansion – after being taken in by Peg Boggs, a local Avon Saleswoman (Dianne Wiest) – Edward falls in love with the Boggs’s daughter Kim (Ryder). Despite the town’s initial admiration of his hedge-cutting skills, a series of disastrous accidents with his scissor hands lead to Edward being ostracised and feared by the townspeople, particularly Kim’s boyfriend Jim (Anthony Michael Hall).

The best scene comes as the Boggs family are putting up their Christmas decorations. Putting his hedge-cutting skills to good use, he creates an ice-sculpture, the shavings flying at such speed that they fall as flakes on a beautifully dancing Kim.

Danny Elfman’s haunting score, an elderly Kim’s admittance that “sometimes you still catch me dancing in it” and the chemistry between Ryder and Depp (they dated in real-life after this film) will leave you crying into your selection box and howling “WINONA FOREVER!”

Burton’s kookiness and the film’s quieter but still powerful tone make it a worthwhile change from the in-your-face antics of Elf or the preposterous storyline of Love Actually, leaving Edward Scissorhands as the perfect film for curling up on the sofa over the Christmas break.

Megan Furborough, Screen Editor

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Debate: Piracy

Two of our writers, Josh Mines and James Smurthwaite, try to get to the bottom of the highly contentious and topical issue of internet piracy.

Josh Mines: Against

However easy it is to feel angry about the recent news of the tightening of internet piracy laws, I find it difficult to see how one can have any massive opposition to this change. At the risk of sounding like those stern, over the top adverts that flash up just as you’re settling down with your popcorn: piracy is a crime. Don’t do it kids.Piracy_Its_A_Crime_Wide

Personally, I love watching movies, and like it or not, films, whether they are Hollywood blockbusters or nouveau art house, cost a lot of money. Free internet streaming services take money away from the big screen. Though it’s easy to think of the film industry as a group of greedy, corporate suits, the consumer also has a duty to protect smaller emerging companies so we can keep enjoying original and quality film making.

It doesn’t have to be about constantly going down to the old picture house to watch the latest releases either. With the film industry moving on to the internet through legal streaming sites such as Netflix and Lovefilm, offer a slightly more cost friendly alternative to watch the latest movies and TV, without the inconvenience of moving all the way out of your bed. As well as that, who wants a great film undercut by murky picture resolution, constant buffering and pop up ads that often plague illegal streaming sites?

I don’t think it makes you a bad, morally insensitive person to watch the occasional film on a streaming site, but if you love cinema then it only seems fair that you should give something back in some way. The tough economic climate hits film production companies hard too, and as the age old saying goes, every little helps.

James Smurthwaite: For

On 22 November, five more internet streaming sites were blocked by major Internet service providers. The president of MPA described how he wants, “an internet that works for everyone… a place for investment, innovation and creativity”, but I wonder if he really appreciates what he’s saying?

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You wouldn’t shoot a policeman then steal his helmet!
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It’s a similar problem to the ‘War on Drugs’, free sharing is always going to happen, you can block five sites, but ten more will undoubtedly replace them. If you remove a (relatively) safe avenue for viewers to go down, you only expose them to more subversive, more advert and malware filled websites, which only serves to bring in more money for the ‘Pirates’.

 Netflix themselves support file sharing, they follow trends on BitTorrent to see which programs work best on the internet, as opposed to live on TV, and therefore the ones they provide for their customers.

Furthermore, Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad, claims the success of his show is down to Internet streaming. It allowed word of mouth to spread the show’s popularity, an advantage that it would not have gained from its small initial TV audience. This is a sentiment echoed by producers of Game of Thrones.

I say, if file sharing is unavoidable let’s at least try to make it legislated. For people that want to pay for a more quality service, such as Netflix, let them, and I’ll be happy here with my slower to load and slightly pixelated version.

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Review: The Polar Express

Throw away Love Actually, sod It’s a Wonderful Life, Thomas Davies says we should all be watching The Polar Express this Christmas.

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Image credit: Collider

Do you remember when you were younger and you were anxiously going to bed waiting for Santa to come down the chimney and deliver all your presents? Do you remember what that felt like? That’s the kind of feeling I get when I watch The Polar Express – for it’s a film that brings back the great part of Christmas: the feeling of it.

It’s a really simple story. A skeptical boy (Daryl Sabara) is whisked away on a train to the North Pole to visit Santa himself (Tom Hanks). His adventures on the train, from delivering a lost ticket to rescuing his friend are a joy to watch and they certainly excite. The beautiful visuals help to transform the landscape from a train ride into a breath-taking experience.

What’s great about The Polar Express is that it isn’t abstract or satirical as some other Christmas films are; it’s a true Christmas story in the old-fashioned sense of the word. It takes you away from reality and lets your inner child come out.

It’s this magic that makes it all the more poignant. The character of Billy, a child who has never had Christmas, is heart-breaking in this film. It reminds us what Christmas could and should be; gathering around with friends and family, celebrating for one day of the year, hearing carols ring out, the simple joy of knowing somebody cares. That’s what I call Christmas.

It’s not a film that is on everybody’s Christmas watch list, but The Polar Express is a fantastic film. It encapsulates the best of the Christmas spirit by bringing the magic of this special holiday and letting you embrace it. Escape from family feuds, commercialism, finances and board The Polar Express, you won’t regret it.

Thomas Davies

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Debate – Did it live up to the book?

Its a debate! Iona Bepey and Ifeoluwatolani Omotola conclude our look at the success of film adaptations as they outline their opposing views…

Iona Bepey sympathises with filmmakers who have to deal with crazy fan reactions.

hg filmWith film adaptations, the phrase ‘didn’t live up to the book’ has become fairly commonplace. We’re lucky enough to live in an era where barely a piece of print meets publication without talks of a movie being spawned from the pages, but can a ‘Page-to-Screener’ really ever do the original work justice? Is it pure sloppiness on the part of cast and crew that sees so many filmgoers leaving the cinema feeling let down? Or are we of a generation who simply underestimates the gravity of responsibility and pressure when it comes to the difficult task of producing not only a film in and of itself, but of material with a pre-existing, fiercely-loyal fanbase..?

I’m of the opinion we ought to pity filmmakers; that is, any filmmaker charged with adapting a popular novel into an international Hollywood blockbuster. Try to imagine the expanse of the task: 391 pages in Catching Fire, and two, maybe two-and-a-half hours to shoehorn them all into a format satisfying enough to appease the legions of The Hunger Games fans the globe-over, simultaneous to scoring the Big Time with critics, and even selling the story to those who haven’t encountered the original media before. As Suzanne Collins herself might say, the odds are most decidedly not in your favour.

A point of reckoning most of the novel-to-film genre’s harshest critics tend to forget is that if what you’re after is a page-by-page reading of the original book, these are not the droids you’re looking for. Lionsgate Films, I imagine, would have had a hard time meeting their $700 million box office landslide with Jennifer Lawrence reading an audiobook of the original The Hunger Games novel. The solution: learning to take what’s given to us at face value.

As a big fan of visual as well as purely transcribed storytelling, I’ve never balked at the idea of a favourite novel setting course for the silver screen, aware though I am that the book is usually better. However, I’ve made my peace with the fact that not every detail of the novel will make it into the script; annoying, certainly, but it shouldn’t detract from your enjoyment of the film for what it is – an adaptation.

Perhaps it’s as simple as changing the order you approach material; if we saw the film before experiencing the book, would we be as disappointed post-cinema?

My advice is see the film first; join the thrumming crowds of moviegoers and reviewers, ranting about ‘Terrific, sophisticated comedy’, ‘Film of the year’ and ‘Rated ‘Thor’ out of Five’ (with thanks to Empire Online) before you attempt to read the original. When you inevitably discover the book was better… well. At least you can walk away with the knowledge that at one point at least, you enjoyed the film too.

So let’s try for some sympathy, in particular for the poor sod charged with turning Fifty Shades into something almost watchable. Perhaps we’ll hit a benchmark wherein the film adaptation is actually the better of the two… Forgive me, though, for not holding out too much hope!

Iona Bepey

Whereas Ifeoluwatolani Omotola argues that films and books just shouldn’t be compared.

hunger games bookWhen a studio or author announces that a beloved novel is being translated for screen there is a rush of criticism, some good, some bad and some hysterical. Often readers don’t want their beloved characters altered in the page to screen translation. Alterations to a character or plot often occur as a result of cost or time, helping to cater to a wider audience since not everything in a book can work in film. The best part of a book is the imagination factor since, barring extremely vivid descriptions, with a book the world is your oyster and each person has their own subjective imagination. How I might imagine the hunky hero is very different from the physical characteristics my best friend may picture. In my opinion this is one of the key reasons for negative fan reactions. Most recently there was a small wave of controversy following the casting of the leads in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film. When we attempt to solidify the vague literary imaginings that occur of the page (by defining what characters, places or even accents actually are like with films) it’s bound to contradict with someone’s own subjective idea. After all, one can’t please everyone.

Some films adaptations even have no similarity whatsoever to the books they claim to emulate. For me this was especially obvious with World War Z. Beyond the name and the concept of zombies the film was completely different from the book – although I did enjoy it. But once in a while I come across a film adaptation I find so terrible I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at what has been done to what might have been a great book. This was the case with my favourite book, The Host by Stephenie Meyer. I have read and reread that book dozens of times and, although it’s not by any means perfect, I love it. So when I found out it was going to be made into a movie I was initially sceptical. Anyone who has read the book before will know that there is a lot of internal thought and character reflections, so I couldn’t help but worry how this would work on the big screen. I was thrilled with the trailer, which was amazing. But I can honestly say that The Host was one of the worst films I have ever seen; the plot and concept just did not fit the medium of film.

So as The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is released to the general viewing public, I will be there front and centre, fingers crossed (much like I was with the first one). I sometimes feel that the books vs film argument is an unfair comparison. Books can be hundreds or thousands of pages long. With films something is usually lost in translation and that is why when someone asks me which I prefer I will always stick to the original.

Ifeoluwatolani Omotola

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Alternative Christmas Films #1: Die Hard

Will the Die Hard cowboy have a chance against the Christmas Canon? Katherine Perrington says Yippe Ki Yeah it will.

Celebrating its 25th anniversary this year, Die Hard is, and always will be, one of the greatest action films ever made.

Its Christmas eve and off-duty New York police officer John McClane (Bruce Willis) fights twelve extremely lethal and well organised criminals, led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman). Gruber is performing a heist on an L.A skyscraper using a faked terrorist attack as cover and taking hostages including McClane’s wife, Holly (Bonnie Bedelia). What more could you possibly want in a Christmas film?

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Rickman’s portrayal of evil Hans Gruber is not to be sidelined as he gives a brilliant and memorable performance along with the other cast members.

Sure its not perfect, the continuity department seemed to enjoy more than a few breaks, but if anything it only adds to the ongoing legendary status of this action masterpiece.

Watch along while McClane’s tank top becomes bloodier and bloodier, as he kills fake terrorists and scrawls threatening messages on their corpses, “Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho.”

Willis adds realism to his role as McClane, a hero who is scared and begs God to let him live. He is tough,deadly and wise-cracking but he is also human and Willis gives a perfect portrayal of these emotions in this film, which he unfortunately never satisfactorily gives again in the Die Hard franchise.

 So if you’re bored of the family Christmas films this year, wondering what to watch next on Netflix or just want to view a classic of the action genre then give Die Hard a watch. I guarantee you will not regret it and will soon be yelling Yippee Ki-Ay Motherfucker for the rest of the holidays!

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