
Scorning the traditional Gap Year, and declining to chunder anywhere at all, Robin Butler ventured to the little known beauty of Tajikistan with a friend to hike along the stunning scenery of central Asia, enjoy the local hospitality, and sample the local narcotics. He brought his tales of this far-away corner back to Exeter and to Exeposé…
Watch out, it’s another one of those gap year tales. Yes, I went to Asia. But not the corner frequented by so many. No, my Asia was an entirely different experience, well and truly off the beaten track.
Just north of Afghanistan and west of China, Tajikistan is not somewhere many of you will have heard of, let alone ever considered going to. Landlocked, it is the smallest of the Central Asian states and over 90 per cent of its territory is mountainous. It also holds the very dubious honour of having the third highest heroin and raw opium confiscations on the planet (followed closely by the Cellar Door).
However, this is not why you should go there. Tajikistan is home to some of the most stunning hiking opportunities anywhere in the world. The Pamir Mountains in the east of the country peak at 7,495m and are known as the ‘Roof of the World’.
For those of you who have heard of the Mongol Rally, many choose to make the considerable detour through Tajikistan just to experience the Pamir Highway. It is the second-highest altitude international highway in the world (4,655m), and enough to give you altitude sickness just driving along it.
Hiking opportunities abound throughout this area, but for those who don’t have the time or money then turn your eyes west towards the Fann Mountains, something of a younger sibling to the colossal Pamir’s. This is where a school friend and I spent nine days hiking through some of the most exceptionally beautiful scenery we had ever seen.
The background to our trip was one of mild chaos and confusion. My friend, Freddie, had just finished his first year at Bristol. Being on the other side of the world for the six months before, our ‘plan’, if you can call it that, was essentially to get out there and see how we got on. Both of us had some experience of mountaineering, and we certainly had all the gear. Laden with 25kg of kit and ration packs we flew, via a few days in Istanbul, to Dushanbe, the capital of Tajikistan.
There isn’t much to Dushanbe. In just over 12 hours there we got ripped off by a taxi driver, saw what Tajikistanis claim is the highest free-standing flagpole in the world, before cramming into a taxi headed towards Iskanderkul Lake.
Before the hiking could begin though, we had to survive another of Tajikistan’s dubious claims to fame. Officially known as the Anzob Tunnel, it is more affectionately known as the ‘Tunnel of Death’. Only one lane was completed before the Tajikistanis got excited and started to use it. We’re talking running water, huge broken fans that loom out of the gloom as evidence of the failed attempt at ventilation, metal bars sticking out from the ground threatening to puncture the unwary, and a large number of lightless vehicles.
It’s certainly not somewhere you go for a quiet Sunday drive! Our taxi driver was clearly experienced at the whole thing and quite happily overtook lorries with others coming straight towards us as we both said a quiet prayer in the back and hoped for it to end. There was even at one point an abandoned tractor in the middle of the road that we avoided with inches to spare. Coming out into the clear light of day day on the other side of it was one of most relieving moments of both our lives!
Alive and well, we reached the lake. To give you an idea of its beauty, the President has a house on its shores. Named after Alexander the Great, and rumoured to be the place where his horse threw itself following his death, its piercing blue waters are breathtaking to behold.
Hiking along its shores, we began to realise quite how amazing the next week or so was going to be, and quite how unlike it was to anywhere else we had ever seen.
What we certainly hadn’t expected was to find a Tajik family tucked away in a pagoda beside the President’s palace. What you will find if you ever visit Central Asia is that the guest is king, and you will be thoroughly embarrassed by the generosity of the locals. Here was the first of the many times we experienced this kindness, as the shouting and beckoning drew us towards the pagoda.
Beneath its canopy, sheltered from the 30 degree heat at over 2000m, was spread a feast of delicious bread, watermelon and a copious amount of vodka. Their sense of hospitality dictated that we must join them in a toast, or five, to England, Tajikistan and life in general. I should point out that this was not a small shot of vodka, but a bowl filled near to the brim and seen off in one! Within an hour of this we were both snoring happily on the rugs as the little children played on our phones.
We might have only shared 20 words with our hosts, but they led to hours of laughing and drinking beside the lake until the mosquitoes descended, the sun began to set and we had to continue further up the valley to find our campsite. It was with a drowsy head and heavy heart we bid them farewell, groaned into our packs and plodded on. The vodka really began to take its toll here, and one steep hill was nearly the end for us.
Somehow we safely made it to the top of that little challenge, pitched our (rather small) tent and collapsed in a still slightly drunken state, both snoring loudly through the night.
The next morning we woke to appreciate quite how beautiful our campsite was. Looking up the valley, framed by the mountains on either side, the blue sky lifted us onwards towards higher things.
Discounting the previous day’s drunken ramblings, this was our first day putting in a real shift. And yet, although we walked for a good eight or so hours, failing to find a river at one point and getting very confused at others, the sheer beauty of the surroundings kept the aches from our legs and the blisters from our feet.
As disorganised as we were, we had managed to buy a map from a couple of lovely Israeli girls during our few hours in Dushanbe. However, it was rubbish. Yes, it gave a general idea of where the path was. Yes, it did have the names of all the passes, villages and rivers we would come across. But Ordinance Survey map it was not. We spent a good three hours following what we thought was the path, only to find ourselves confronted with an un-fordable river and no bridge in sight.
Annoyed we may have been, but again the kindness of the locals came to our rescue. Retracing our steps, we came across a campsite. Slightly confused, we wandered through and were accosted by some children who wanted to play football. Now, football is a universal language, so while Freddie got to grips with the beautiful game, I tried to have a conversation with the adults who had appeared. Language was again a slight barrier, but it turned out they were geologists based there for the summer. Or at least that’s what I think they said, could have been anything really.
Before we had any chance to stress that we needed to get a move on, a rice dish emerged from one of the tents and was thrust in front of us. Hungry, and keen not to offend, we devoured it all and finally managed to extricate ourselves after much apologising that we couldn’t stay for dinner.
Our aim for the day had been to reach the foot of the Dukdon Pass, the first and highest of the passes between our final destination and us. Waylaid by raging rivers and generous locals, we set ourselves on a campsite at the bottom of a ravine which led on to the base of the Dukdon Pass.
Again, the view down the valley was stupendously beautiful, and we felt as far away from civilisation as we ever had. But we were not alone. As the sun began to arc towards the mountains behind us, a pair of shepherds rounded the corner with 50 assorted goats and fat-tailed sheep. These sheep have absurdly large tails that are, as the name suggests, full of fat – in Tajikistan the fat is worth more than the meat for the flavour it brings.
As we had begun to realise, there’s something people find intriguing about maps of the area that they know. By the lake the family were keen to point out where their villages were, and again the shepherds took great pleasure in recognising all the passes and mountains that surrounded us. Taking some of our Kenco instant coffee they happily built a fire and brewed up a steaming pot that we all shared.
This wasn’t the only thing they shared. As we watched, one of them removed a small plastic bag, tapped some of its green contents into his hand and then proceeded to chuck it back into his mouth. We were intrigued. Furtively we indicated we wanted to try some and he tapped a little into our outstretched hands. Doing what we thought he had done we opened wide and chucked it straight in.
Turns out we had missed one crucial detail; he put the green powder UNDER his tongue. We put it ON our tongue. Cue frantic coughing and spluttering as it burned away at our taste buds. After spitting it all out, the two shepherds smirked wonderfully as we started to sway. At this point I should point out that it is in fact the local tobacco known as nus, and not anything more…ahem, exotic. Still, it was too much for us and we took a good few minutes to get our brains back in order.

As if to thank us for entertaining them so much, they then unfurled a satchel that had been strapped to one of their donkeys and produced a mound of cooked goat. Freddie turned his nose up at this, clearly not trusting them anymore, but I got stuck in. Anything would have been an improvement on our cold ration packs, but it actually turned out to be deliciously tender.
Dusk began to settle and the shepherds set off up the ravine towards the base of the Dukdon Pass, clearly in more of a rush than us! We settled down, shoulder to shoulder in our tent, and enjoyed everything that had already happened and wondered about what else possibly could.
The morning of day three was colder than the others, and as we shook out some of the stiffness we decided to take it easy and just get to the bottom of the pass before tackling it the next day. ‘Acclimatising’ was the euphemism we gave it, and we wanted to enjoy our time as much as possible.
The ravine up to the base of the pass was a little trickier than we had expected, so it was only after a few hours that we finally reached a grassy valley dotted with car-sized boulders, relics of the once great glacier which now only clung on near the top of the pass itself. Guarded by precipitous mountains on either side with a glacial stream running through the middle, it was one of the most beautiful sites we camped at.
With the midday sun raging above us, we set up a little shelter and snoozed away. Agreeing that after three days hiking we probably smelt quite bad to say the least we decided to go for a bath in the stream. Bear in mind that we were all of 500 metres below the base of a glacier, and you can understand why we didn’t hang around as we dipped in and out.
That night for the first time we built a fire and enjoyed some of our ration packs warm rather than cold. With the extra 400 or so meters alttitude really dragging down the temperature, we curled up in our sleeping bags, a mug of tea to warm our insides, with little idea how tough the next day really was going to be…
Robin Butler



