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Good Night, Tajikistan!

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In the final instalment of his tales from Tajikistan, Robin Butler tells us about sleeping under the midday sun, scrambling to the mountain’s summit and Tajik monobrows…

So here we were, high in the Fann Mountains of Tajikistan. Our only link with the outside world was a frightfully swanky satellite phone which was becoming increasingly useless as the battery died.

Despite this we were confident. As the third morning dawned, we shouldered our packs and strode up the valley towards the Dukdon Pass. As we worked our way along one side of the stream, a couple of shepherds passed down the other, a reminder that we weren’t the only humanity traversing these mountains.

What research I had done before the trip suggested this pass was not a formality in any way, but evidently achievable for anyone with a vague level of fitness and skill. We didn’t think that anything could really slow us down or force us to question our ability to complete our trek.

Rounding the bottom of the glacier’s remnants, we reached a stunning mountain meadow, chequered with wild flowers and the local marmots. The view back down behind us was, in my opinion, the most beautiful we saw. However, we’d already been walking for a couple of hours and here we were, only at the bottom of the pass proper. Little matter though; we were stocked up on water and a few boiled sweets to keep morale high.

Five minutes in and our different tactics became clear. Freddie powered on, trying to clear as much ground as possible before stopping for a long break. I, on the other hand, went for the ‘little and often’ strategy. Both were effective, but it was the mountain that really began to take its toll. At only a few hundred metres below the 4000-metre mark, oxygen felt like it was at a premium and my legs began to really ache.

As the path clung to a scree-face, bending its way ultimately towards our goal, we hit the first patches of snow. Even though we were on the exposed south-facing side, the midsummer sun had yet to clear the way fully. Nervously, with Freddie in front, we edged our way across, all too conscious of the 50-metre slide down sharp scree that awaited us were we to slip.

Another snow patch was coming up. We successfully ground our way across, our legs really aching now. It seems as though the pass is a matter of metres away, and yet it never seems to get any closer, until finally, we are there. There is no more up, no more traversing to be done, just a bracing wind. We would have loved to stay there a little longer, but as our chests heaved to suck in what oxygen there was, we opted instead for a quick photo and a charge down to the heavy air of lower climbs.

Slipping and sliding down the other side of the pass, we both started to get a little grumpy under the midday sun as blood sugar ran low. Eventually, to our immense relief, we found an overhanging rock and collapsed asleep in the shade.

Rejuvenated, but still with several hours hiking to do, we heaved the packs back on. This in itself was becoming a problem for Freddie as his pack was starting to come apart in many places. The bottom zip had broken halfway up a scree slope and was now held together with cable ties, creating a certain sense of trepidation every time he picked it up.

Nevertheless, we carried on down this new valley. It was strikingly different to the one we had just left. Gone were the barren scree faces and mountain meadows, to be replaced by smaller boulders tossed around by forces long since gone and woodland of gnarled little trees that writhed out of the ground.

It was beautiful, and promised a fire for the evening when we found somewhere to set up camp. Our roles by now had become well defined: I dealt with the language side of matters and got us from A to B; Freddie entertained the inevitable gaggle of children and was designated Fire Master. This campsite was his greatest hour, fashioning a huge fire that must have been clear to see for miles around. A hot meal resting inside us, we settled down to enjoy the view of the mountains and appreciate quite what we had achieved that day.

Day four. In theory a simple day of flat that would get us to the base of the Munora Pass, the second of the three passes between the Seven Lakes, our final destination. We’d slept well – Freddie’s tendency to hug things in his sleep only disturbing me once.

The beauty of having 5kg of ration packs was that every day got lighter as we got fitter, and the mornings were always the best.

You might be wondering what we actually talked about with only each other as company for so long. There was a lot of debate over girls, both present and past. We planned, down to the most minute of details, Freddie’s 20th and 21st, as well as my 21st, and our respective careers. Remarkably there was little else of much note, other than the banal conversation that fails to stick in the memory.

That morning the hours quickly flicked past, as the day warmed up. At one point Freddie got a little over-excited by a sophisticated irrigation ditch (he does ‘geographical science’, as he likes to call it) that led eventually to a group of huts. We were able to help them in a small way with a few Nurofen for a girl’s sore tooth, giving a bit back to the people who had helped us so much.

Apart from that we were making serene progress, or at least that’s what we thought. We knew there was a river that signposted where we had to turn off this valley towards the pass. However, our ‘trusty’ map let us down again. We ended up caught halfway up a slope on a path that suddenly disappeared under the weight of a scree slide. Turning back wasn’t an option, so we very gingerly slipped and slid down this steep slope, silent in our concentration on not falling to a very painful landing.

Reaching the bottom matched the relief of cresting the Dukdon Pass, and we were prepared to sleep there and then. But again, the Tajiks came to our rescue. A lonely farmer had seen us being such idiots in our route and he soon arrived at our resting spot, a grin of knowing on his face. Tired as we were, he beckoned us to his little house, braying donkey standing guard outside. Inside we flopped onto some cushions and were accosted by a little kitten. As we began to relax our saviour put on the kettle, produced some delicious bread and beckoned for us to start.

Aside from the hiking, one thing I had been interested to discover was whether the Tajiks were as diligent in their observance of Ramadan as the Jordanians, who I had spent the previous three months with. This man was the first we came across who was staying true to his religion, and it was hugely impressive to see given his hard life working the mountain. He had a mobile phone, one of the few signs of the modern world around, but it was a six hour round hike to reach somewhere that he could charge it.

Back to the hut and with the sugary tea coursing through to our dehydrated muscles we quickly dozed off, happy to be out of the midday sun. An hour or so later and we were ready to head off. Our saviour kindly walked us to exactly where we had to go, clearly not confident after our earlier exploits that we would find our own way.

Full of gratitude we bid him farewell and climbed up towards the base of the pass. The sun was begin

ing to dip in the sky and we knew that we had to put our heads down and crack on if we were to reach the base of the pass. Coming round a bend we came across yet another little group of huts and the requisite gaggle of children.

Conscious of time and slightly intimidated by the guard dog that didn’t warm to us quite so much, we made it clear that we had to keep going as they invited us in for the customary cup of tea. Impressed by their level of hospitality yet again, the head of the family gestured to follow him up the valley to a good campsite used by the shepherds as base for tackling the pass. At a slow and steady pace we trudged behind him, weaving along goat tracks to a small clearing alongside a small stream, a perfect campsite if ever there was one.

Here we pitched the tent, took another very brisk bath in a deeper pool and hunkered down for the night. As the sun set we knew that we were coming to the final stage of our hike and it felt a little strange that soon we would be coming across proper civilisation. There were still a couple of days’ hiking left, and still many memorable experiences in front of us. Content with what we had already achieved and intrigued by what was to come, we slept well that night.

Our second pass, with the somewhat mystical name Munora, was within sight of our campsite on the sixth day. Nestling to the right of a towering mountain and laced with goat paths, it seemed easily within reach. Our guide from the night before clearly knew his thing, because although the ascent was steep we were soon cresting the first false summit and within touching distance of the pass proper.

Logistically this was a tricky moment as our platypus water carriers could only hold two litres each, so as we approached the thin line between sky and grass we sucked dry the final dregs. Not to fear, we thought, as every time this had come close to happening before we had always stumbled handily across a little stream to replenish our supplies.

So onward we pushed, sucking diligently on boiled sweets to moisten our mouths and bolster blood sugar. The final 100 metres were a gentle amble compared to everything before, and so it was in high spirits that we scrambled on top of the cairn that marked the summit, keen for a photo or two. Unlike the last moment of triumph, this one was far more enjoyable given the greater abundance of oxygen to replenish our lungs.

Looking back after the trip, we both agreed that this was the most beautiful of the three passes we conquered. Perhaps it was the weather at the top, or the feeling of accomplishment without the absolute pain of the Dukdon, but either way our grins were face-wide.

Descending down the sharply winding path that led towards the valley floor, we fortunately found a brook just as our final water bottle ran dry. Restocked, we powered on forward with a real sense of purpose. As we rounded a little knoll we were confronted by a large herd of goats and sheep, guarded by some very officious hounds that certainly didn’t take a liking to us.

Skirting well round the side, we rested for a while under our tarpaulin to avoid the midday sun. Snoozing contently away, the dogs were fortunately not to be seen again.

Conscious that the previous day had been a lot tougher than we expected, and keen to reach the base of the Tovasang Pass before nightfall, we strode on through a steep-sided ravine that opened up into rolling grass meadows dotted with reclining cows.

Spying the path that would lead us to our night’s sleep, we passed through yet another village where we (very self-consciously) turned down the myriad offers of yoghurt, tea and a full-blown meal. I can’t stress enough how generous these people are with their time and food, however precious it may be to them.

As we carried on up a new path, giving way to a couple of oncoming cows keen to be back home before nightfall, we reached another village. Here we had different ideas; whilst Freddie wanted to carry on to the true base of the pass, I was happy to accept their kind offers of shelter. Thankfully my idea held through, and we were sitting down in the tent as the family busied themselves about the fire preparing dinner.

In one of the more bizarre moments, one of the children had acquired a couple of Tajik/Russian-English phrasebooks, and was impressive in what he could say even from that. He was also very proud of his donkey that we both had a ride on. His other defining feature was most definitely his truly outstanding monobrow. The monobrow is in fact a sign of beauty in Tajikistan!

As dusk drew in, the clan gathered round the fire to feast on mounds of ‘plov’, the renowned regional dish. It was delicious, although very filling, and our appetites were hardly helped by the fact we were in need of a quiet loo break but felt too embarrassed to ask.

Finally convinced that we had eaten our fill, Freddie was able to make his excuses and retire to our little yurt that had been vacated by the women of the village to make room for us. I remained for a while, happy to laugh away as they tried to marry me off to one of the daughters. Prominent monobrow aside she was rather attractive, but I felt that was not something I should bring back from my travels.

Brimming with tea I drifted off to our yurt, very full and very happy. Snuggled up under a weight of blankets, Freddie conceded it was a good call to stay here. Then we fell sound asleep.

Bidding farewell to our hosts, I managed to press a little gift on them by insisting that it was for the baby. Any attempt to pay them directly was flatly turned down and ignored, so I was happy to find a way round this stubborn hospitality and give a little bit back.

The final pass was something of a formality now that our packs were markedly lighter and our legs fitter. Reaching the summit within a couple of hours, we got our first bit of phone signal in over five days. Happy as we were to get back in contact with the world and confirm our survival, it had been rather nice ignoring everything for a short while.

Below us was Marguozor Lake, one of the stunning Seven Pearls of the Shing. Each of these lakes is a different colour, and folklore has it that those who reach the final lake are enlightened. Marguozor was only the sixth lake and so we may not have achieved enlightenment, but camping on its shores that night was a beautiful end to the most incredible trip, and the perfect way to say goodnight to Tajikistan.

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Image credits: luigig

Robin Butler

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Good Morning Tajikistan!

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Image credits: leehughes1

Scorning the traditional Gap Year, and declining to chunder anywhere at all, Robin Butler ventured to the little known beauty of Tajikistan with a friend to hike along the stunning scenery of central Asia, enjoy the local hospitality,  and sample the local narcotics. He brought his tales of this far-away corner back to Exeter and to Exeposé…

Watch out, it’s another one of those gap year tales. Yes, I went to Asia. But not the corner frequented by so many. No, my Asia was an entirely different experience, well and truly off the beaten track.

Just north of Afghanistan and west of China, Tajikistan is not somewhere many of you will have heard of, let alone ever considered going to. Landlocked, it is the smallest of the Central Asian states and over 90 per cent of its territory is mountainous. It also holds the very dubious honour of having the third highest heroin and raw opium confiscations on the planet (followed closely by the Cellar Door).

However, this is not why you should go there. Tajikistan is home to some of the most stunning hiking opportunities anywhere in the world. The Pamir Mountains in the east of the country peak at 7,495m and are known as the ‘Roof of the World’.

For those of you who have heard of the Mongol Rally, many choose to make the considerable detour through Tajikistan just to experience the Pamir Highway. It is the second-highest altitude international highway in the world (4,655m), and enough to give you altitude sickness just driving along it.

Hiking opportunities abound throughout this area, but for those who don’t have the time or money then turn your eyes west towards the Fann Mountains, something of a younger sibling to the colossal Pamir’s. This is where a school friend and I spent nine days hiking through some of the most exceptionally beautiful scenery we had ever seen.

The background to our trip was one of mild chaos and confusion. My friend, Freddie, had just finished his first year at Bristol. Being on the other side of the world for the six months before, our ‘plan’, if you can call it that, was essentially to get out there and see how we got on. Both of us had some experience of mountaineering, and we certainly had all the gear. Laden with 25kg of kit and ration packs we flew, via a few days in Istanbul, to Dushanbe, the capital of Tajikistan.

There isn’t much to Dushanbe. In just over 12 hours there we got ripped off by a taxi driver, saw what Tajikistanis claim is the highest free-standing flagpole in the world, before cramming into a taxi headed towards Iskanderkul Lake.

Before the hiking could begin though, we had to survive another of Tajikistan’s dubious claims to fame. Officially known as the Anzob Tunnel, it is more affectionately known as the ‘Tunnel of Death’. Only one lane was completed before the Tajikistanis got excited and started to use it. We’re talking running water, huge broken fans that loom out of the gloom as evidence of the failed attempt at ventilation, metal bars sticking out from the ground threatening to puncture the unwary, and a large number of lightless vehicles.

It’s certainly not somewhere you go for a quiet Sunday drive! Our taxi driver was clearly experienced at the whole thing and quite happily overtook lorries with others coming straight towards us as we both said a quiet prayer in the back and hoped for it to end. There was even at one point an abandoned tractor in the middle of the road that we avoided with inches to spare. Coming out into the clear light of day day on the other side of it was one of most relieving moments of both our lives!

Alive and well, we reached the lake. To give you an idea of its beauty, the President has a house on its shores. Named after Alexander the Great, and rumoured to be the place where his horse threw itself following his death, its piercing blue waters are breathtaking to behold.

 

Hiking along its shores, we began to realise quite how amazing the next week or so was going to be, and quite how unlike it was to anywhere else we had ever seen.

What we certainly hadn’t expected was to find a Tajik family tucked away in a pagoda beside the President’s palace. What you will find if you ever visit Central Asia is that the guest is king, and you will be thoroughly embarrassed by the generosity of the locals. Here was the first of the many times we experienced this kindness, as the shouting and beckoning drew us towards the pagoda.

Beneath its canopy, sheltered from the 30 degree heat at over 2000m, was spread a feast of delicious bread, watermelon and a copious amount of vodka. Their sense of hospitality dictated that we must join them in a toast, or five, to England, Tajikistan and life in general. I should point out that this was not a small shot of vodka, but a bowl filled near to the brim and seen off in one! Within an hour of this we were both snoring happily on the rugs as the little children played on our phones.

We might have only shared 20 words with our hosts, but they led to hours of laughing and drinking beside the lake until the mosquitoes descended, the sun began to set and we had to continue further up the valley to find our campsite. It was with a drowsy head and heavy heart we bid them farewell, groaned into our packs and plodded on. The vodka really began to take its toll here, and one steep hill was nearly the end for us.

Somehow we safely made it to the top of that little challenge, pitched our (rather small) tent and collapsed in a still slightly drunken state, both snoring loudly through the night.

The next morning we woke to appreciate quite how beautiful our campsite was. Looking up the valley, framed by the mountains on either side, the blue sky lifted us onwards towards higher things.

Discounting the previous day’s drunken ramblings, this was our first day putting in a real shift. And yet, although we walked for a good eight or so hours, failing to find a river at one point and getting very confused at others, the sheer beauty of the surroundings kept the aches from our legs and the blisters from our feet.

As disorganised as we were, we had managed to buy a map from a couple of lovely Israeli girls during our few hours in Dushanbe. However, it was rubbish. Yes, it gave a general idea of where the path was. Yes, it did have the names of all the passes, villages and rivers we would come across. But Ordinance Survey map it was not. We spent a good three hours following what we thought was the path, only to find ourselves confronted with an un-fordable river and no bridge in sight.

Annoyed we may have been, but again the kindness of the locals came to our rescue. Retracing our steps, we came across a campsite. Slightly confused, we wandered through and were accosted by some children who wanted to play football. Now, football is a universal language, so while Freddie got to grips with the beautiful game, I tried to have a conversation with the adults who had appeared. Language was again a slight barrier, but it turned out they were geologists based there for the summer. Or at least that’s what I think they said, could have been anything really.

Before we had any chance to stress that we needed to get a move on, a rice dish emerged from one of the tents and was thrust in front of us. Hungry, and keen not to offend, we devoured it all and finally managed to extricate ourselves after much apologising that we couldn’t stay for dinner.

Our aim for the day had been to reach the foot of the Dukdon Pass, the first and highest of the passes between our final destination and us. Waylaid by raging rivers and generous locals, we set ourselves on a campsite at the bottom of a ravine which led on to the base of the Dukdon Pass.

Again, the view down the valley was stupendously beautiful, and we felt as far away from civilisation as we ever had. But we were not alone. As the sun began to arc towards the mountains behind us, a pair of shepherds rounded the corner with 50 assorted goats and fat-tailed sheep. These sheep have absurdly large tails that are, as the name suggests, full of fat – in Tajikistan the fat is worth more than the meat for the flavour it brings.

As we had begun to realise, there’s something people find intriguing about maps of the area that they know. By the lake the family were keen to point out where their villages were, and again the shepherds took great pleasure in recognising all the passes and mountains that surrounded us. Taking some of our Kenco instant coffee they happily built a fire and brewed up a steaming pot that we all shared.

This wasn’t the only thing they shared. As we watched, one of them removed a small plastic bag, tapped some of its green contents into his hand and then proceeded to chuck it back into his mouth. We were intrigued. Furtively we indicated we wanted to try some and he tapped a little into our outstretched hands. Doing what we thought he had done we opened wide and chucked it straight in.

Turns out we had missed one crucial detail; he put the green powder UNDER his tongue. We put it ON our tongue. Cue frantic coughing and spluttering as it burned away at our taste buds. After spitting it all out, the two shepherds smirked wonderfully as we started to sway. At this point I should point out that it is in fact the local tobacco known as nus, and not anything more…ahem, exotic. Still, it was too much for us and we took a good few minutes to get our brains back in order.

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Image credits: Free Grunge Textures

As if to thank us for entertaining them so much, they then unfurled a satchel that had been strapped to one of their donkeys and produced a mound of cooked goat. Freddie turned his nose up at this, clearly not trusting them anymore, but I got stuck in. Anything would have been an improvement on our cold ration packs, but it actually turned out to be deliciously tender.

Dusk began to settle and the shepherds set off up the ravine towards the base of the Dukdon Pass, clearly in more of a rush than us! We settled down, shoulder to shoulder in our tent, and enjoyed everything that had already happened and wondered about what else possibly could.

The morning of day three was colder than the others, and as we shook out some of the stiffness we decided to take it easy and just get to the bottom of the pass before tackling it the next day. ‘Acclimatising’ was the euphemism we gave it, and we wanted to enjoy our time as much as possible.

The ravine up to the base of the pass was a little trickier than we had expected, so it was only after a few hours that we finally reached a grassy valley dotted with car-sized boulders, relics of the once great glacier which now only clung on near the top of the pass itself. Guarded by precipitous mountains on either side with a glacial stream running through the middle, it was one of the most beautiful sites we camped at.

With the midday sun raging above us, we set up a little shelter and snoozed away. Agreeing that after three days hiking we probably smelt quite bad to say the least we decided to go for a bath in the stream. Bear in mind that we were all of 500 metres below the base of a glacier, and you can understand why we didn’t hang around as we dipped in and out.

That night for the first time we built a fire and enjoyed some of our ration packs warm rather than cold. With the extra 400 or so meters alttitude really dragging down the temperature, we curled up in our sleeping bags, a mug of tea to warm our insides, with little idea how tough the next day really was going to be…

Robin Butler

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Backpacking comedy musical to hit Exeter

For one evening in October, you can escape university with “Gap Year”’s protagonist Tom, who dodges academic life by making a hilariously disastrous attempt at travelling.

Everything goes wrong fast for eighteen-year-old Tom, as roughing it in the Australian outback turns out not to be quite what he expected.

The cast, which features Exeter alumni, portray a range of wacky characters, including a tanned and toned diving instructor, the eternally travelling “Oracle”, and a nutty hostel manager who’s helplessly absorbed in the cult of celebrity.

This celebration of the bizarre world of backpacking is packed with catchy songs and crazy jokes. It was created by Tim Gilvin (“In The Rush Hour”) and Patrick Stockbridge (“The Boy Who Stole Christmas” and “YURI”), music graduates from the University of Birmingham. Exeter alumnus and stand-up comic Dan John has written the script.

I interviewed Tim Gilvin about the musical, which is showing on the 5th of October in Devonshire House’s M&D Room.

Where did the inspiration for “Gap Year” come from? Have you ever had similar experiences to the main character?

Strangely, the three writers of “Gap Year” undertook the task of writing the show never having done any sort of travelling whatsoever. I took a year out before uni… but spent the year working in Swindon. The ideas and characters, and plenty of the events, came from stories related by Dan’s friends, whom he bombarded with questions about their gap years, and so the main character Tom’s story is a mix of a whole range of people’s travelling experiences.

What musical influences did you draw on in composing for “Gap Year”?

The show contains twelve big musical numbers, co-written by myself and Patrick Stockbridge. We agreed that the songs should be up-beat, catchy, and a little bit silly. Then we dove into a hugely eclectic pool of genres to pick up ideas. There is the maraca-driven Cuban lilt of “ExoticAir”; the power-ballad of the travelling ‘Oracle’ – “My Destiny”; and when two annoying American travellers join the party, there is even the cheerleading-chant of “Living it Up (in the Land Down Under)”. Oh, and not forgetting a musical nod to the great Aussie himself – Rolf Harris – in the ode to dilapidated hostels “The Boomerang” (so good, guests just keep coming back).

Finally, what should Exeter students expect from the show?

“Gap Year” is full of catchy tunes (guaranteed to get stuck in your head), hilarious characters, and great jokes, but never strays too far from the real, weird world of travelling abroad. It also provides a showcase for what Exeter students are doing two years down the line, with Glynn Jones playing a whole host of characters, Dan John as script-writer, and Ferghal Crowley at the helm directing – so there is no shortage of inspiration for students there! And as if that wasn’t enough, we managed to get through writing the whole show with only one reference to that infamous YouTube video.