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Arabian Adventures

Image credits: amerune
Image credits: amerune

Spending a Year Abroad in Jordan, Elinor Bendell gives us a rundown of one of the region’s more stable nations.

The Middle East. Most sane people would not choose this area as a travel destination any time soon. I am not one of these people.

I have elected to spend my Year Abroad in the Middle East, initially from September for three months and then for a further three months come January. Fortunately the country I am flying away to is Jordan, a country which seems relatively stable compared to its rather more discordant surrounding states and territories: Egypt, Syria, Palestine and Israel (not to mention Iraq with which Jordan shares a border).

Having gained its independence from Britain in 1946, and despite being involved in various conflicts over the West Bank (which at one point belonged to Jordan before being handed over to Israel in 1988), the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan has undergone a fair amount of political, economic and cultural development since its creation. It has a strong constitutional monarchy and whilst the idea of a king actively participating in politics as the head of state seems rather alien to most of the Western world now, the Jordanian population – whilst demanding some political, economic and governmental reform – generally does not seem too perturbed by this state of affairs. Perhaps, and unsurprisingly given their history, they prefer their monarchy to be involved in their politics rather than any foreign, political figures. Whilst the Jordanian population may not be completely satisfied with their country’s situation they certainly have a much wider political field than a lot of their Middle Eastern counterparts. There are, at the time of writing, at least thirty-six different parties who are recognised on the Jordanian political platform. This is slightly more of a choice than in Saudi Arabia, for example, where there are no political parties and all appointments are made by the King and the royal family, making it a much less democratic system.

The main comment I have received from most people when they are told where I will be spending my Year Abroad is the weather. “You’ll get a great tan,” they cry and I wish I could reply with “I know,” and allow it to be one of the few moments I could feel smug about my choice of destination but, alas, it is not so. The average temperature in Jordan between November and April is fourteen degrees Celsius and snow is not an unusual occurrence in Amman, my soon-to-be hometown. This does mean, however, that for the first two months of my stay I shall be making the most of the warm weather and sending as many postcards and photos as possible.

Still, even when it is warm my enjoyment of it, and tanning ability, will be severely limited by the dress code. Whilst there are no rules as to how one should dress in Jordan, it remains a relatively traditional society and therefore hot pants, vests and crop tops are out; harem pants, loose long sleeved shirts and scarves are in. Although my winter wardrobe is pretty extensive from living in England, this far more conservative form of summer dressing is new to me. Arabian women are known for wearing many a designer underneath their abayas and burkas and, as a Western girl, my attitude to extreme heat is the fewer, smaller and thinner my clothes the better. The difference will be both a point of interest and perhaps a challenge to overcome.

Whilst I know that I like certain Middle Eastern dishes (falafel and koftas being two of the many meals I am happy to indulge in) I am also one of the many students who enjoys feasting on late night fast food runs and Dominos orders, so learning about the food will be highly interesting. Whilst flipping through one of the many guidebooks on Jordan that I now possess, one thing on the map of Amman immediately caught my eye. The only restaurant specifically noted was a McDonald’s. Yes, that’s right: I can find a Big Mac in Jordan. However, it is nowhere near the centre of Amman; in fact it is not even in the suburbs. It is very much outside the confines of the city and so it seems to me that a trip to this McDonalds will not simply be a quick, five-minute jaunt down to the local fast food place but will have to be a planned and anticipated trip. Missing out on a Middle Eastern McDonalds is not an option, especially as they tend to change their menus depending on the country in which they are situated. I will not be finding any bacon, or sausage here – falafel burgers perhaps?

As for everyday meals, apparently the street food is delicious and a lot safer to eat than makeshift ‘English’ meals which are often cooked improperly and can cause horrendous food poisoning which I am keen to avoid. Having been a self-catered fresher I do enjoy cooking so I am hoping to learn lots of new recipes to share with my family and friends on my return. The market experience, however, is not one I am looking forward to, as live chickens for sale are one of my concerns, as happens in many market cultures; I will not only have to pick the one I want them to kill right then and there but also pluck and gut them before cooking. That is not my idea of fun no matter how much of a cultural experience it might be!

At the time of writing, I have two weeks until I move to Amman and as far as I know, I do not yet have a flat. This is more than a little worrying but staying positive and thinking of all the exciting experiences ahead of me is keeping me sane and smiling. I hope you all have a great Freshers’ Week in Great Britain.

Wish me luck!

Elinor Bendell

Angel – Katie Price

Katie Price (AKA: Jordan): topless glamour model, reality TV star, infamous divorcee…novellist? Katie Price is one of the biggest grossing celebrity authors in the British market with huge sales in autobiographies, children’s books, style guides, and fiction novels that see her gracing the best-seller lists accompanied by the likes of Jamie Oliver and Delia Smith*. Rachael Nicholas delivers a scathing no-holds-barred review of Prices’s novel Angel and considers this topless model’s merit as a literary figure who is now able to command £30,000 advances from the UK’s leading publishing houses…

Sex, boob jobs, celebrities, drug addiction, rehab and a girl being punched in the face. This book actually has the potential elements to make quite an interesting story about the rise and fall of Angel Summer as she embarks upon every little girls dream career, topless modeling. What is so mind-numbingly impressive is how Katie Price (or more accurately, Rebecca Farnworth, her ghost-writer) has managed to turn such a promising list of topics into the most inanely boring and ridiculous 425 pages I’ve ever read.

In a way disturbingly reminiscent of a Jacqueline Wilson storyline, Angel starts her literary life as an adopted and dowdy eighteen year old, her family and the boy she is hopelessly in love with all ignore her and with her Art A-Level and BTEC in performing arts her life is heading nowhere. One magical Smirnoff Ice and a makeover later, she is transformed and before we know it she’s getting her kit off on page 3, doing lines off a toilet seat and having a threesome with a prostitute, her boy-band boyfriend and a gold plated dildo.

It may have been possible to sympathize with her as her life spirals out of control if only her characterization wasn’t so abysmally vapid. Clichés are rife and we’re not spared from a regular italicized look into Angel’s thoughts. ‘God, he’s gorgeous’. It’s like taking a look into a vomit inducing oblivion. The black hole of Angel’s personality isn’t redeemed by the description of her clothing or horrendous dialogue with other one-dimensional characters. A friendship is formed on the need to pick out the best thongs for a photo shoot and having to imagine her in the sexy, early noughties attire of a white pleated mini skirt, crop top and diamanté choker left me wanting to rip my own imagination out.

Even the promised explicit sex scenes are less than average. It’s an indictment of how sexually repressed the women of this country are that so many copies of this book have been sold on the premise that it basically describes a bad porn film for about ten pages. You can watch it for free on the Internet you know ladies and you don’t have sacrifice any IQ points in the process.

I can see that for some people this book may have an escapist and addictive quality akin to watching shopping channels or Cbeebies but you would probably lose less brain cells and get more intellectual stimulation if you hit you head against a wall repeatedly for a few hours. The haunting thought is that girls actually aspire to be like Angel Summer, which just epitomizes everything that’s wrong with our society. Unless you’ve had a serious brain injury or want to read something to make you rip your own eyes out, do not read this book.

Review by Rachael Nicholas
Ed. Georgina Holland – Exeposé Online Books Editor

 

Rachael completed a live Twitter feed whilst reading the book, to have a look at her hilarious commentary between 17th November and 18th November. Warning: she does not mince words! https://twitter.com/RachieNix

* Figure and information taken from article: http://www.thebookseller.com/feature/book-sales-tale-two-halves.html