Review: The Binding of Isaac

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With 2014 fast approaching, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is in production. And in order to be ready for that, let’s look at its predecessor: The Binding of Isaac. No one can say we’re not ahead of the game (sorry, couldn’t resist).

When I was a child, various adults in my life would expound on me that old saying: “Crying never solved anything”. Those people, I’ve now found, were wrong.

In The Binding of Isaac, you dive into a basement filled with monsters all based on more abortion imagery than a scaremongering pro-life campaign, to escape your über-Christian mother bent on killing you in the name of God. And your only weapon to fight your way through these monsters and eventually face ‘Mom’ are your projectile tears.

In the words of Calvin Candie, “Gentlemen, you had my curiosity… but now you have my attention.”

The game is a dungeon crawler of the best kind: random generated levels that get more expansive as the game goes on, and in order to complete the game you must traverse eight of them without dying, else you get back to the start. Of the game. The entire game. Did someone say “difficulty curve”? For the first few playthroughs it’s akin to trying to ride a bike through quicksand and then hitting a brick wall.

Obviously, that makes you want to keep going.

Seems fair.

And to help with this descent into your own personal hell you do have various Power-Ups: Bombs to explode the baby-faced spiders (I don’t mean ‘look innocent’, I mean ‘have the heads of children…upside down’), Pills you find on the floor that can either help or hinder you (or send your three year old body forcibly through puberty) and Tarot Cards that vary from teleporting you into hidden rooms for bonus power ups to summoning the spirit of Death to vanquish your enemies.

Once you’ve amassed enough of these items (or rushed past them because you’re impatient and can’t stand any more baby-headed monsters) the boss fights are made…well, actually, they’re not made easier at all. Each boss is also randomly generated, except for Mom, and can vary from a giant blob monster, aptly named Monstro, to versions of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, if both the horseman and the horse were small children that had been dead for a few weeks.

Happily, all of these terribly graphic images are juxtaposed by a cartoony aesthetic. Binding of Isaac comes straight from the developers of Super Meat Boy, which means that even though you’re going through Isaac’s personal psychological hell, you can still smile as he cries his way through.

I particularly recommend this game to anyone with a PC capable of running games but neglected to bring a mouse to University, or anyone with Mac who didn’t want to spend £60 on a mouse for their gaming, because The Binding of Isaac needs only the WASD keys to move and the arrow keys to shoot, making it feel almost like a nostalgic offspring to arcade gaming, and a damn fun way to kill an hour or so with little space for mice and power supplies.

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth will be available on PC, Mac, Playstation 4 and the PS Vita in 2014, but not on the Xbox One because if you’re gaming on an Xbox One then you really don’t know enough about games, or gaming, or have the sufficient brainpower to make reasonable purchases. Frankly, I’m surprised you made it this far in the article. And no, I’m not just saying that to get a console war going and push my views up…

 

 

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Unseen Indies: Don't Starve

The first time I ever saw this game was when my brother bought it from Steam. Of course, being an overly-confident gamer, I was certain I could survive.

However, surviving in this gothic hand-drawn art-styled indie survival adventure game developed by Klei Entertainment isn’t as easy as it looks.

Upon entering this game you are hurled into the role of Wilson, a scientist mysteriously transported into a randomly generated monster-filled world of nine different biomes, each of which have their own vegetation and creatures. With no tutorials or instructions on how to survive you must use your wits and innovation to survive the night.

Dying is an inevitable factor in this game. It is through death that you learn rules and delve into the fun of experimentation.

Most of the essential crafting requires only your initial in-game knowledge but you need to build science machines in order to craft better equipment to ensure your prolonged survival. This is an essential part of the game but don’t think that you can just survive on the basics alone no matter how easy they may be to create.

Over time everything you create degrades, each having a different lifespan. As the game progresses the monsters become more difficult to kill, the seasons change and throw you into new environment complete with new monsters and challenges (winter is difficult to stay warm in). If you become completely insane the once passive shadow monster hallucinations become aggressive and attack.

In addition, low sanity causes whispers to be heard, makes your character incredibly skittish and the screen becomes shaky and sometimes quite dizzying.

Taking on elements from Minecraft and (in my opinion) the Amnesia series, your aim is to survive for as long as possible, trying to regulate three main physical components: health, hunger and sanity (but where’s the fun in being sane?). Regulating these three things consumes a lot of time and can become quite tedious after a while.

Food resources are often scarce unless you can find the right area (there are often lots of berries around pig encampments) and some of the resources you find aren’t renewable. While it is possible to create a sustainable food source through the construction of farms the possibility of starvation is a constant threat. As you starve you lose health and losing health is always easier than regaining it, making the task of healing yourself increasing frustrating and tiresome. Eating food provides minimal health boosts of about 3 points but your best bet at regaining a good portion of your health is by making certain crock pot recipes which you can’t make without the use of the Science Machine.

If you don’t know how to deal with certain situations you’re more than likely going to die, making it immensely frustrating when you are sent back to the beginning of the game just like the multiple times before. It’s a shame that a game as good as this can be put down by the slight repetitiveness and the actions which, at first though exciting and fun, become tediously mundane as you repeat the same process over and over because you just died.

The first time I played the game I died within seven days. Firstly I was attacked by some weird-looking one-eyed blue ostrich before having my equipment stolen by some ominous looking frogs (because apparently frogs do that). I came across some ‘friendly’ pigs in the hope that it would increase my sanity but was attacked because I went too close to their berries.

After these ordeals I was low on health and realised my character was on the verge of starvation. When this happened I started panic-searching through the forest biome for a nibble and lo and behold there it was; a shiny beacon amidst the shadows of my insanity – a red mushroom. Bloody thing killed me didn’t it? And all because I ate it raw (note to self: avoid raw mushrooms).

Of course I suppose looking back on it now I should’ve just stolen some berries.

There are nine playable characters, unlockable as you gain experience; the longer you survive the more experience you gain. These characters have their own unique abilities and characteristics but note, these attributes can be both a hindrance as well as a blessing.

Willow is the first unlockable character of the game and comes with her own lighter. This lighter has infinite durability and, although it has a much smaller radius than either a torch or a fire, it is helpful if you find yourself panic stricken when it’s almost night-time and you realise you can’t craft a fire. In addition, she is also immune to fire damage, especially useful if you ‘inadvertently’ set the entire forest on fire.

Willow is what you would call a pyromaniac but then, in this game, burning trees is just awesome, especially when you’re being chased by various monsters. Although most don’t die by fire they tend to run away leaving you standing amidst the ruins of ashen trees feeling satisfied at the destruction you’ve just caused. Or maybe that’s just me. If it is that’s quite worrying.

Although there is no significant plot to the game this is not a bad thing, immersing you in a gothic world of mystery and danger from the get-go. Adventure mode offers certain maps to complete such as complete darkness and continuous winter. This gives more of a storyline to the game, requiring you to assemble five portals over five different maps.

Don’t Starve’s  imaginative and unique gameplay and art-style combination provides many hours of enjoyment and creativity but after a while the novelty of scavenging and battling monsters to survive wears off and you’re left without much motivation to continue playing to survive until the end of the game.

Despite this, it’s a small game that packs one hell of a punch and it’s a game worth experimenting with. Luckily Don’t Starve‘s cult following has secured it a port to the PS4, and so the game looks set to receive a lot more attention within Sony’s push for indie games. A word of caution however: make sure you don’t get caught in the darkness because there are deadly monsters that lurk within the shadows of the night. Lights on, you’re safe. Light out, you’re dinner.

Stay safe and remember, whatever you do, ‘Don’t Starve’.

4/5 Stars

 

Rebecca Jones