For those of you who still have exams left, Emily Vine takes a look at some of the best locations to get your head into some of those revision notes.
It’s that time of year when finding a place to study can become a survival of the fittest. You may find yourself circling computers in a vulture like fashion… waiting, just waiting, for someone to cave and reluctantly surrender their hard earned pitch when hunger strikes. Even if you are lucky enough to find somewhere to set up camp, attempting to study on campus can be a moderately dispiriting experience. Here’s a quick run-down of the pros and cons of the more popular study spaces.
1. The Library: The most coveted of all the on campus study environments. Close to books, fresh water supplies, sources of food, and most importantly, kindly library elves who appear from the shadows to bring blankets to the weary student. For the more industrious among us, the silent study rooms may provide temporary respite from the distractions of the outside world, but any stomach rumble or involuntary sneeze will be punished by stares of unparalleled loathing from everyone within a three metre radius.
2. The Forum: Unrivalled in terms of people watching opportunities. Those who attempt to study here must face the perpetual fear of being caught up in an impromptu flash mob or being press ganged into entering a colouring competition to design a gorilla. Deciding to reside here also carries the high risk of ending up on the ‘Spotted in the Forum’ Facebook page, where strangers may feel your appearance / choice of food / browsing habits are noteworthy enough to be brought to the immediate attention of the rest of the student body.

3. Amory Study Centre: If the perplexing swipe access doors don’t stump you (who exactly are they trying to keep out?) only the brave will prevail and find a seat here. Keen individuals will arrive early to claim a desk, carefully distribute the entirety of their possessions across it and promptly vacate the area for hours at a time. Carving “See this desk? Mine.” into the table itself would be a subtler way of proclaiming ownership rights.
4. The Sanctuary: Offers plenty of activity space and opportunities to practice sign language with people you’ve spotted on the very far side of the room, but the violent interior décor may provoke epileptic fits or a mild sense of uneasiness. It’s also closed at the moment. Something to do with exams apparently.
5. Any one of the numerous on-campus Cafés: Nothing like background conversation and the incessant hissing of a coffee machine to act as the perfect ‘white noise’ soundtrack to your revision. You may occasionally have to buy things, but settling down in a comfortable armchair close to a steady supply of caffeine and sugary foodstuffs may help to numb the pain of learning.
6. Outside: If all else fails and there’s really nowhere to sit inside, why not finally make the most of the abundant steps outside the forum? Or exploit the beautiful campus surroundings, settle on a grassy mound somewhere, and quietly befriend a squirrel.
7. The Ram: Ok, I don’t know anyone who’s tried to study in the Ram.
8. Arena… it’s worth a try.
Emily Vine

