Carrying on our Comic Week feature, Senior Reviewer, Thomas Barr, takes a look at the Superman comic-book series. A character so handsome it hurts, Barr is trying desperately to hate him…
So there’s this guy at school. He’s tall, handsome, athletic, and is never seen with a hair out of place. Every fibre of your cerebral cortex is begging you to hate him. Yet on the odd moments of shared social interaction you begrudgingly find him to be infuriatingly charming and frustratingly likeable. Well, now you know how I feel about Superman. He’s the main man. Numero Uno. You ask the man on the street who his favourite superhero is and chances are he’s going to pay lip service to the Man of Steel. So how is it that what is essentially a pro-American, anti-Fascism propaganda weapon has gone on to become the poster boy for superheroes?
When you ask the question ‘What is it that’s so special about Superman?’ its turns out to be a harder question than it seems. I mean he was the first, the archetype, but that’s not really saying much. Being first doesn’t mean that you’re the best. If I’m on my way to Costa Blanca, I’ll take cramped economy class in a Boeing 737 any day over an admittedly roomier journey in something knocked up by the Wright brothers. He may have been the trailblazer, introducing tropes like superpowers, villains and secret identities, but if you look at Superman’s world now it all seems kind of, well, stupid.
“I’m power hungry and I’m going to defeat you!”
“Well thats embarrassing for you because I’m Superman, lol”
“Yeah well I’m using this [Kryptonite/Magic/Sunblock] to weaken you”
“Oh no that’ll bother me for like 20 minutes while you gloat, then something will happen, I’ll be back to normal and I’ll punch you, really hard, in the face.”
This is what most Superman stories simply boil down to. This is problematic as readers become engaged with characters during their moments of struggle and Superman is just too damn powerful to be interesting. That’s the problem with a character whose power is physicall; the demonstration of it is just not enough to hold the attention of anyone who is older than ten. Maybe back in the 30’s the sight of a man leaping over a tall building in a single bound was mind-blowing, but our modern-day superheroes are three-dimensional with elements of pathos and innovative powers.
Despite all this I just can’t help but have a sizable amount of affection for the big guy. He’s just so epic.
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By Thomas Barr – Senior Reviewer


