- You can’t be a player without a mocha. You just can’t.
- First one to tweet their thoughts is the winner. GO.

The Odeon Leicester Square, site of many lessons.
Image credit: Odeon - Watching film journalists trying to pick a cinema seat is like watching Maggie Smith play anything, i.e variations of disdain.
- No one hates Tom Hanks. Grumpy cat smiles when Forrest Gump comes on TV.
- “There are loads of people here with similar interests to me. I know, I’ll sit in the corner with my macbook and go on reddit!”
- Wearing your press pass while striding about in public literally feels like you and the world just fist-pumped.
- The phenomenon of seat smugness: Oh, you’re late to the screening? That’s a shame. Cause I got here an hour ago and I’m sitting BACK CENTRE bitch.
- People with curly or obtrusive hair are to be avoided at all costs. They are not your friends.
- Ew. Who would want a polystyrene cup full of watery tea? Oh it’s free?! COME HITHER, SWEET NECTAR.
- Only badasses wear scarves. Chunky knit = big in the game.