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Ten Things We've Learnt from LFF So Far

  1. You can’t be a player without a mocha. You just can’t.
  2. First one to tweet their thoughts is the winner. GO.

    The Odeon Leicester Square, site of many lessons. Image credit: Odeon
    The Odeon Leicester Square, site of many lessons.
    Image credit: Odeon
  3. Watching film journalists trying to pick a cinema seat is like watching Maggie Smith play anything, i.e variations of disdain.
  4. No one hates Tom Hanks. Grumpy cat smiles when Forrest Gump comes on TV.
  5. “There are loads of people here with similar interests to me. I know, I’ll sit in the corner with my macbook and go on reddit!”
  6. Wearing your press pass while striding about in public literally feels like you and the world just fist-pumped.
  7. The phenomenon of seat smugness: Oh, you’re late to the screening? That’s a shame. Cause I got here an hour ago and I’m sitting BACK CENTRE bitch.
  8. People with curly or obtrusive hair are to be avoided at all costs. They are not your friends.
  9. Ew. Who would want a polystyrene cup full of watery tea? Oh it’s free?! COME HITHER, SWEET NECTAR.
  10. Only badasses wear scarves. Chunky knit = big in the game.